T-Shirt — Funny Frog Graphic Tee: “I Have to Say Weird Stuff or I'll Die”

A soft, classic cotton tee that carries a quiet kind of humor. The front features a whimsical frog character mid-pole pose, tipping a tiny hat while holding a cup—captioned: “I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die.” The illustration sits modestly on the chest, keeping the look clean and wearable. Comfortable medium-weight fabric and a relaxed crew-neck silhouette make this shirt easy to throw on for running errands, lounging with friends, or layering under a jacket. The breathable knit and tear-away label keep you comfortable all day, while durable printing methods keep the artwork crisp after many washes. This shirt feels familiar and slightly mischievous—made for people who enjoy offbeat humor and small, character-driven graphics that start conversations.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth look and less fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) with soft, durable print
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat